Floating in the Sea of Insanity

Well the title says it all, I'm new to this (DUH)  Since I only have one friend and she is sitting next to me while I write this and reading every word I write from slightly over my shoulder she says that i better say nice stuff about her so here goes...  YOU ROCK!!!!!!!  My husbnd Bruce has made me chicken nuggets to eat and they are hot so I just burnt my tongue a bit and I can feel it sliding down.  I have hijacked Bruce's laptop and made him sit in the cold kitchen so he can play his innane computer games.  I hear war noises and trumpets.  So here's my life in a hand basket - I'm a stay at home mother of two young boys under the age of 4 and my husband is studying to be a teacher.  I'm kind of like a dog - you know friendly, happy and loyal.  I apparently have awesome hair (I was just told this) and am rather cuddly (Overweight) but I am also doing something about that.  I have these great tablets to take that are closely related to SPEED,  they give me more energy and suppress my appetite - and they are actually working.  The funny thing is I have to take them in the morning - kind of like a wake me up - and I have to take sleeping pills or else I can't sleep - I'm pretty much medicated to sleep and wake up which is somewhat ironic.  My kids are great (mostly) but also very noisy and active.  They can be very trying as most kids can be but my 3 and a half year old (Taylor) is getting to be quite the litle know it all - especially when it comes to computers.  His father was having a problem with his laptop the other day and Taylor took two seconds out of his busy schedule to fix it.  My other son (Robbie) is also pretty great - My boys and I have this great thing called Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome which basically means that we are ultra flexible.  Robbie can bend everything backwards.  My husband is a dick - just quoting him really.  Back to my one Friend - shes having issues but she is such a strong person that she will get through this - with a little help from her friends.  She is such a happy person usually that she is great to be around.  Eleanor once again - YOU ROCK LOVE YA BABE.  Right thats it for now catch ya soonish.  Stay Safe